GUPDATE: An Indefinite Hiatus From the Face…

In this postmodern world, things change fast. And GUPPY EFFECT is always an early adopter of new trends.

So…a new trend that is picking up steam is the complete abandonment of social media, especially Facebook, where Corporate Advertisers are the customer…and YOU are the product. We don’t dig that. In fact, we never have, but we were fed the idea that we needed Facebook to promote our band. We think that might have been a khak-a-mamie turd load, because we did a lot of promoting on there and it pretty much amounted to a half empty box of dicks.

Anyway, we decided to test this idea, because we like science and we can.

On April 9th, GUPPY EFFECT will begin an indefinite hiatus from Facebook. Don’t care? Neither do we. In fact, we are pretty sure you never cared, which is exactly why we don’t think we need Facebook’s help anymore. Conversely, if you do care, you can still subscribe to this here website or bookmark it to keep your GUPPY in full EFFECT.

Happy Zombie Baby Jesus Day.

P.S. This is not an April Fools joke. We really are abandoning FB. But we also realize that Facebook is going to work overtime to try to keep us dependent on their platform, and by posting on April 1st, we give ourselves an easy out. But the joke’s on you if you don’t subscribe or bookmark this page before April 9th, because we are very dedicated to keeping our word…

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