Cowboy Mouth Show
The ROCK SHOW OF THE YEAR is nigh.
I am so geeked I could explode.
On top of that, the NEW T-SHIRTS (and thongs) are IN. They look awesome and they will be available at THE SHOW on Thursday for just $10 (thongs are $15…you know, less is more…but if you show your thong to any GUPPY EFFECT band member at ANY show, you will get a free beer! That deal is good forever.).
Good things come in THREES. We will also have a few FREE COPIES of our just-released-to-the-world-online single “Becca” at the MERCH TABLE at THURSDAY’S SHOW. Yes, we know CDs are completely 20th century and of no use to anyone anymore, but WE WILL SIGN IT, giving it a slightly greater worth. So get to the MERCH TABLE as quick as you can. There is no obligation to buy an awesome t-shirt or thong, but these will be located provocatively close to the FREE CDs. Or you can just say “HI” to our lovely merch girl Tracy!
1. Dancing shoes
2. Red spoons
3. Your soul
Go forth and rock!
(Wow, two bands with hottie bass players!)